#and to start a family
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slfcare Ā· 8 months ago
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I used to hate it when people said the trick was to just do it until ā€˜do it scaredā€™ started going around, because thatā€™s truly it. Life didnā€™t start changing until I applied for jobs with one hand in front of my eyes and a trembling hand navigating my computer mouse. Or until I said everything on my mind (in moderation) with my fists clenched and my legs weak. Or until I refused to accept that Iā€™d ā€˜justā€™ be shy forever while also kind of being nauseous at the idea of trying to be the opposite. Two things can coexist and thatā€™s exactly the point of believing that you can do anything.
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notrobinsomethingworse Ā· 2 months ago
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Kid!Tim, called to the principles office. Waiting for an adult to come get him.
Dick, storming in: WHAT HAPPENED.
Principal: as you can see Timothy has engaged in-
Dick: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Now Timtam whatā€™s wrong? Are you alright? Do you need a hug? Itā€™s alright.
Tim, pulled the fire alarm because he wanted the last chocolate muffin in the cafeteria but they arenā€™t allowed seconds: I- I just though I saw a fire. I was trying *hiccup* I was trying to do the right thing. Iā€™m so sorry.
Principal: Mr. Grayson. We have security footage that Timothy pulled the alarm completely purposefully-
Dick: Canā€™t you see heā€™s never done anything wrong in his life?
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paintedcrows Ā· 3 months ago
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*through tears* HER LITTLE POG CHAMP
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heph Ā· 2 months ago
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The tech guy in movies
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maibeloved Ā· 5 months ago
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Guess who is back in their gravity falls phase! (After it being dormant for almost a decade!)
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ladysatoru Ā· 7 months ago
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Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a BouchƩe Ơ la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.
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prlssprfctn Ā· 7 days ago
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Bruce and Jason, who accidentally fix their relationship in a relative secret and distance from the rest of the family (Alfred excluded, of course), and decide to keep this fact as a secret from the rest of the family, just for fun. Because, let's be honest, Bruce is no less a brat than Jason is, he is just better at hiding it the older he gets.
Dick, sighing: Listen, I am about to invite Jason to this family dinner. And I don't care if you want it or not! And if you try to sabotage this day by your moral code lectures, I'll have a word with you! Bruce, indifferent, while messaging Jason at the same time: Mhm.
(On the other part of Manor) Tim: Honestly, I am not giving you a choice here. You will come to this dinner, Jason. Just... just ignore Bruce, alright? Jason, dramatically huffing, while liking Bruce's messages: Yeah, yeah, WHATEVER! Alfred: ...My circus. My monkey. I shall stay collected, nevertheless.
Damian: Father had been disappearing after patrols lately. I can't track him... What do we think is going on? Is he found himself a new child he plans to adopt soon? We can't get another sibling. Tim: Relax. He is probably into a new woman. Or a man. Whatever. Dick, worried: Guys, what if it is another villain or rogue? Jason, with whom Bruce spends time after patrol by munching fast food on the skirts of town: ...Lol Damian: That's not funny, Todd. Barbara, who knows everything: ...It is funny. Dick: Babs!
Tim: You know, Jason had been surprisingly chill lately. I knew he was doing better, but he stopped avoiding Manor that much. Bruce, arching his eyebrows: Alright? Tim: Do you think... maybe you two can finally talk? And fix your mess? Bruce, who just came to the cave after reading session with Jason, hiding his smile behind a sad face: I don't know, chump. It is complicated.
Dick, calling Jason randomly: Urgh, B is such a bitch! Jason, gasping: Right? Tell me about it! Bruce, sighing from his side of the couch as Jason puts The Crown show on his television: ...
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siyaazu Ā· 3 months ago
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True pacifist ending.
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texaschainsawmascara Ā· 2 years ago
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girlrotting is my new term thank u
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teaboot Ā· 1 month ago
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Me and all my (many) siblings have all been diagnosed adhd/autistic
Tonight at family dinner one of my brothers swiftly and correctly answered an incredibly specific niche question about the Eastern European political climate in the 1930's, and without missing a beat one of my other brothers just nodded sagely and said "He's one of them useful autistics"
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gunnenmoonlight Ā· 2 months ago
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I have this meme lying around and my mood rn manā€¦I canā€™t
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I felt like Iā€™ve been robbed. I canā€™t stop watching the premiere. Iā€™ve been crying since 5am. When the premiere started, now itā€™s 5pm and Iā€™m still crying. manā€¦
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nyanrial Ā· 2 months ago
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making little snowmen ā›„ā›„
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lokutofu Ā· 4 months ago
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I hope everyone can tell them apart now!
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mischievous-thunder Ā· 5 months ago
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And then the two princes saved the world and moved in together to start a new family with their adopted daughter and a dog. The end.
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chloesimaginationthings Ā· 1 year ago
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In every FNAF universe William Afton can't count
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tizzymcwizzy Ā· 1 year ago
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for anyone that doesn't know, i recently started school again! (that's why ive been so mia) so ill be posting class projects whenever i finish them,,, this was a figure drawing assignment :)
you can get a print of this here!
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